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Twelve Hilarious Statements Made in Court
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Twelve Hilarious Statements Made in Court

The moment you realise you paid too much for your legal council.

Sam H Arnold
Apr 28
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If you ever committed a crime, you would hope to be represented by a competent lawyer. Unfortunately, even the most professional though may have made a few mistakes in their time.

Of course, it is not just lawyers who make mistakes but expert witnesses and defendants. Here are twelve hilarious exchanges in court.

LAWYER: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

LAWYER: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

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